Of all the caves on Mendips face, St. Cuthberts Swallet has pride of place.
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Singing boulder have a crunch, have a crunch on me,
Boulder have a crunch on me.
Two boulders piled up in the air, many's the caver who's ventured there.
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The leader said with a puzzled frown, 'these weren't here on the last trip down'.
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They came to a boulder painted red, the sign on it said 'mind your head'.
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They came to a boulder painted pink, the sign on it said 'safe, I think!'.
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They came to a boulder painted blue, the sign on it said 'Lawders through'.
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They came to a boulder painted black, the sign on it said, 'f--k you Jack!'.
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They came to a boulder painted green, the sign on it was most obscene.
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I came to a boulder looking lost, the sign on it said 'f--k Frank Frost'.
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I came to a boulder painted yellow, the sign on it said 'Frost fine fellow'
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I came to a boulder painted brown, the sign on it was upside down.
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I came to a boulder covered in shit, I looked at the roof and added my bit.
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I came to a boulder painted blue, the sign on it said 'up your flu'.
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I came to a boulder looking queer, the sign on it said 'Dave was here'.
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See Mike Holland, how absurd, pissing along like a clockwork turd.
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There's boulders in the roof, there's boulders in the floor,
There's boulders in the stream in Swildons Four.
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There could well be more!!!
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